April 2011
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December 2010
2 posts
i know what i would tell him would hurt him, so i...
November 2010
2 posts
To all Pinoys out there! :)
Reporter : Ngayong nanalo ka
Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny : Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter : Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny : Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know
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Dionesia : Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapaseksi ka na?
Dionesia : Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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Pacquiao : Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
Hatton : Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
Pacquiao : Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know...
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Aling Dionisia : Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday : Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia : Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya
kailangan ko yung seeds.
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Pacquiao : Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao : Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!
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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
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Sa Las Vegas
Waiter : May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia : Soup
Waiter : Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia : Soup drenks!
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Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia : Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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You is!' 'you is! you is!'
sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
Andito na ako sa 'you is!'
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Chavit : Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan
lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny : I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN
WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!
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PAMATAY 'TO! =))))) Ikaw na magaling, Pacman. Hahaha!
October 2010
20 posts
After a breakup. Reblog to read the secret...
Letters from Kids to God
simplykiara:
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
college boy.
“I better leave right now before I fall any deeper”
It's always harder the second time around.
September 2010
31 posts
“Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.”
– Leigh Hunt (via grace-notes) (via quote-book)
Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A...
leilockheart:
A - almost gone B - barely noticeable C - comfortable D - damn good E - extremely big and F - Fake
(via tumblrbubot)
Dear Non-Asian People, →
1. We do not understand the words “ching chong”.
2. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
3. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino etc.
4. We are not all communists.
5. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring8. Same goes for Asian...
I DO NOT GET JEALOUS WHEN I SEE MY EX WITH SOMEONE...
