To all Pinoys out there! :)

Reporter : Ngayong nanalo ka
Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny : Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter : Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny : Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know
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Dionesia : Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapaseksi ka na?
Dionesia : Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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Pacquiao : Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
Hatton : Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
Pacquiao : Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know...
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Aling Dionisia : Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday : Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia : Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya
kailangan ko yung seeds.
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Pacquiao : Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao : Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!
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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
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Sa Las Vegas
Waiter : May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia : Soup
Waiter : Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia : Soup drenks!
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Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia : Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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You is!' 'you is! you is!'
sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
Andito na ako sa 'you is!'
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Chavit : Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan
lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny : I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN
WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!
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PAMATAY 'TO! =))))) Ikaw na magaling, Pacman. Hahaha!

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